Need a last minute valentines present for your partner? Addict of the Xbox 360? How about giving your partner a “Remote Masseuse” over the Xbox 360. Won’t have to spend anything, and wont have to come off your games. Amazing huh?

Need a last-minute Valentine’s Day gift for that special someone? The Xbox Live Marketplace has got you covered with the release of new Community Game “Remote Masseuse.”

Priced at just 200 Microsoft Points ($2.50 USD), “Remote Masseuse” is a godsend for lovers separated by distance or laziness, allowing players to manipulate the speed and intensity of the vibrations of another player’s controller in order to give a remote, ersatz massage. Players can hook up for local or networked sessions via Xbox Live. Once the game’s begun, one simply applies the controller to areas in need of massage, sits back and relaxes. The game also supports voice chat, allowing you to listen in on the purrs and contented sighs your remote-controlled attentions will no doubt elicit from your partner, or, you know, let you talk about carpentry or BSG or whatever.

Spending Valentine’s Day on your own? Don’t worry, lonely guy, “Remote Masseuse” has a Solo Session option, too.

Some may call it sad, some may appreciate it, and some may LOVE IT! Although i’m sure you can do for more than your partner than a masseuse.